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Dear lady customer with the squirmy little kid:

You thought you got away clean after yesterday's little incident; that I was a perfect waitress and harbored no ill feelings about your son (nephew? changeling?) dropping his glass of ice water down my shirt. And on that count, you're right. Stuff happens, kids are clumsy, whatever.

But for not even waiting until I was earshot to tell your son that "Of course she's not cold, she's just a waitress!"? OHOHO, I had my sweet revenge, let me tell you. Not only did I skip the lime on your replacement glass of water, my "Have a nice day" as you were paying was just dripping with sarcasm and insincerity (on the inside), and I totes gave you the Look of Death as you walked out.

How do you like *them* apples?

Sincerely,
Just A Waitress Who Is Way Too Nice To Spit In Your Drink Even If You Totally Deserve It, You Soul-Sucking Empathyless Douchenozzle Of A Customer

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Date: 2010-12-02 07:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] februaryfour
You were far too nice. *hugs8

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Date: 2010-12-03 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
♥ Ahaha, well, I'm kind of fond of my job :). Or, at least, of having a job, so :P. I'm sure karma will get 'em. :P.

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Date: 2010-12-02 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nthdraft.livejournal.com
The difference is that if you dropped ice water down her shirt it would not melt at all because that's one cold beeyotch there, wow! Poor kid...

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Date: 2010-12-03 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
:P. Heh, the first time I read, I thought you were saying she would melt - like the Wicked Witch or something :P. Right on either way though. Eh, well.

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Date: 2010-12-02 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pony-rocks.livejournal.com
Some nerve she had...

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Date: 2010-12-03 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Yeah; I don't think she was from around here, though, so hopefully she won't come back :).

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Date: 2010-12-02 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

She will never recover. You beast.

(No, seriously though, she's appalling. I would not have had your restraint.)

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Date: 2010-12-03 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
LOLOL, Freckles McBitchFace there channels my feelings perfectly.

With any luck, I've traumatized her so badly she'll never go to another restaurant again. :D.

Lol. My friends always say I'm about as scary as an angry hamster when I'm mad. I'm beginning to think they may have a point.

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Date: 2010-12-03 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

Senor Freckle McBitchface, the man with an expression of scorn for every occasion. It is ridicullous how relevant that icon is to so many situations.

YOU GO GURRRLLL.

Ha, I am generally pretty relaxed but kinda unpredictable, but my friends know the signs, they just sit back and enjoy the ride when I go off.

completely OT but I don't suppose you'd have a picture of Ozil being snuggled by many RM players, would you? For... my own... nefarious silly purposes.

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Date: 2010-12-03 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com

Of course I have Ozil snuggling pictures!


'Kay, that's I think the cutest one. Do you need more? I'd be happy to spam In fact, I'm going to, soon as I can get photobucket going. Fair warning.. I also have a bunch of him hugging just one Madrid person, as well as tons with the German NT :D.

ETA - Oh, also, I've got gifs, if you'd like :D.
Edited Date: 2010-12-03 02:58 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-12-04 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

shrieks loudly with an unreasonable amount of pride that you used that "puta por favor" graphic

Oh that is adorable! Sorry for not replying back sooner, life got in the way then lj was down :/ I WELCOME PICSPAMMAGE. OH AND GIFS. OH PLEASEEEE ♥

I'll come clean though, I ended up making the thingy I was making while lj was out so I had to use a different pic. And by 'thingy' I mean I got bored and decided "I like quotes, I like pics of footballers, I like pretending I'm awesome enough to be the ASW authors" so I went and made a fool of myself in photoshop.

I BETRAYED BARCA AND MADE AN OZIL ONE. I blame youuuu.

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Date: 2010-12-04 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
OMG, you are responsible for the puta por favor graphic? *bows in awe*

Lol, working on it :D. I...have way too many pics of Ozil.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My evil plan is working :D! You are going to share, y/y? Y? :D.

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Date: 2010-12-04 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Oh, also also, were you the one that had asked what was going on in this gif?


Because I have seen the sequel, and it's pretty damn adorable.


Which is to say, I think Sergio Ramos is tactile like few other people. I guess it also looks kind of hinky. I'm just kind of used to my friends doing that to me because I'm short.
Edited Date: 2010-12-04 02:30 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-12-04 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

Yes! I was that person! I love that gif, because the way he grabs Mesut, kind of robot-like in two big movements, sort of looks like he'd be saying DINOSAUR STOMP, GOT YOU! /lunacy.

So. The sequel. Oh my god. Ozil's face is all kinds of precious, slightly surprised and mostly resigned & patient. I mean that's what I think anyway I can't really tear my eyes away from Sergio's hips long enough to form a concrete opinion.

My friends do that to me too. Shorties unite. Although I think Sergio Ramos might be me. In some sort of really good disguise. I can't go five seconds without groping someone (it's cool, really, I promise I only do it to friends)


oh heyyyy RM person, would you be interested in pictures of Pipita snogging giving Messi a little kiss pre-Clasico? Because I just saw it. And. Wow.

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