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Part 1 of the Oezil!Spam I promised [livejournal.com profile] greenpixiehair, AKA the part in which he doesn't hug people. Yeah, there's a whole post coming of hugs and snuggles in a bit. Brace yourselves. This one is mostly him being adorable by himself.

Cut for a crapload of pics and gifs.






It's difficult to tell, but boy's got a fun side and likes to play.


Occasionally he likes to pretend he's Dumbo with his buddy, Marko.


Here they are again.


As Marko didn't come with him to RM, sometimes Mesut talks to training dummies to stave off the loneliness.


Sometimes he plays with his food. For shame.


He spends a surprising amount of time trolling lurking on LJ.


When Dumbo isn't enough, sometimes he pretends he's Santa.


Which goes hand-in-hand with his mission to give every Madridista a shirt for Christmas.



Man of Many Talents:


Along with being a famous athlete and managing his shirt charity, he also plays guitar in a little-known jazz group, the Ozilites.


And he doesn't play just one instrument.


When he's not moonlighting as a musician, occasionally he works as a food-tester for Nutella with some of his mates.


Or a professional test subject for salon trainees. (Rumor is he worked for the Peluquería Unisex GESSBRA after he arrived in Madrid.


And when the game just isn't thrilling enough, he'll even work as an official test subject for mad scientists. His brave smile hides his terror. Is his thumbs up a silent plea for help? We may never know.


And let's not even speak of his stint as a professional driver (on a closed course. Don't try this at home).


Or his brief career as an actor in independent Westerns.


After that, he worked for a while as a DJ on a radio station for teens, but was fired when he couldn't create enough controversy due to his politeness.


He also volunteers at the local animal shelter on his off time.

And occasionally he plays football


He's really quite talented.




Can you hear him now? Yes. Yes, we can.





Occasionally, he wins things. But he's always humble.


And he always knows where his loyalties lie.


Recently, Mesut dabbled in rap music, to which some attribute his controversial behavior on the pitch.


Mesut is unimpressed with their conjectures.


But some pictures have surfaced of him in rather lewd positions.


And he throws the occasional tantrum.


And swears.


But nothing was more shocking than his youthful rebellion against authority in a recent game.


Occasionally, he seems a bit stressed out.


But Oezil has methods to deal with the madness of the high-pressure life.


Sometimes he and Sami count down their breaths until the games start. It's more complicated than it sounds.


Sometimes he interacts with children to capture their innocent optimism. Or, possibly, he just likes rubbing short people's heads.


Sometimes he takes refuge in his faith
.

Whatever he does, it seems to work.


He's cool.


And he never forgets to applaud his fans.


Or pay honor to his club.

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com
HE
IS
SO
BEAUTIFUL
;_;

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
ISN'T HE JUST? I FEEL KIND OF BAD, BECAUSE HE'S ADORABLE LIKE A TEDDY BEAR, BUT I STILL WANT TO BANG HIM A LITTLE. MOSTLY I JUST WANT TO PUT HIM ON A PEDESTAL AND DROOL AT HIM A LOT.

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

Ikr but don't feel bad. Never feel bad. Because honestly you're only human and I know exactly how you feel

brb still rightclick saving like all of these

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
LOL. That's true I guess. We can't all be perfect like Mesut.

LOL, I have so many more I haven't uploaded to my photobucket/sorted through, and just *so many* gifs/pics of him hugging people, it's ridiculous.

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com



this sport is the single greatest source of manly affection I have ever encountered

it's just

I love it.

Also with Kaka back and Mesut and my troublingly soft and squishy feelings toward Cris when he hugs either of them

I am watching way too many RM games, is what I'm saying

I regret nothing

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Oh, that's probably my favorite Ozil gif ever :D.

No need to regret anything, bb :D. I...may have watched one or two games where Bojan started. Like they say, love bridges all chasms, no? Embrace the squishy side :D.

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

I know you too well :P

ha, a game where bojan started? a rare and precious thing :( I mean, I understand that Pep's got a killer trinity in pedro-messi-villa and now afellay but jesus give the boy more than ten minutes at the end. Give Messi a rest, for once in his life. I mean, I get you'd probably have to run out there and hold him down and tie him up with spare goal netting to get him off the pitch before the 90 minutes are up but even the tiny messiah has to get tired sometimes

sorry I have rage issues.

Speaking of which I hear Khedira is injured? Or was injured? tell me this isn't true I don't want to see Ozil crying and lonely

well not lonely while Cris is around but you know

Cris you hoar :P

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Date: 2011-01-25 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Aww, that really sucks for him :(. That's the thing with big teams like that, the lesser-proved players don't get enough playing to prove themselves sometimes - it's happening with Sergio Canales at Madrid, too :(. I hope htings work out for Bojan. Your description of Messi made me lol, though, ngl.

Oh, yes, Sami injured one of his joints in the Wednesday match (it's horrible, but someone kicked the ball at him after he was lying on the ground and it hit him on the head, which must have sucked and made me feel so guilty, but was kind of hilarious). But I don't think it's a *terribly* serious injury; I'll see if I can't find something else...

Haha, Cris is like the little black dress of Madrid - he goes well with everyone :D.

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Date: 2011-01-25 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

It's just that he kinda has proven himself, in that he's been playing with the first team since he was 16 and when he's on form he's gotten a shitload of goals but because he's young, I think, they are quicker to bench him. IDK. That thing don Andres said about him, though ;_;

Haha I've seen Leo go off twice this season. Once on a stretcher, and once at the 85th minute (I strongly suspect because Pep wanted him to get his standing ovation), and even then for the latter he had this expression a bit like Pep had backhanded him across the face and he wanted to know what he'd done wrong


Oh shiitttt see I shouldn't laugh at that I really shouldn't that is a terrible way to get injured. I hate uneccesary injuries so much. (Not that... injuries are ever, you know, necessary, just, you know, less avoidable) I hope he's able to play soon, I mean what with the Copa and la Liga and two games a week players will be getting tired you can't really afford many injuries this time of year. Hey, who do you have next in the champions league?

He so is though
It's funny for someone known as a controversial, say-what-you-like-idgaf person sometimes I get the impression that when he's not focused on the game, he just really really really wants love

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Date: 2011-01-26 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Oh, that sucks :(. I hope he gets more playing time soon, that's such a shame :(. What did Andres say?

Lol, that sounds like Cris - one of the trainers actually said Cris would play every game unless he was dying, or something to that effect :P.


Haha, the more I see it, the guiltier I feel, but:


Looked it up, and he's been cleared to play for tomorrow's match, though, so it wasn't too bad :). No idea if he's starting or just a sub, though.

I think we have Lyon for the CL.

LOL, Cris really is super-friendly, from documentaries/interviews; he got a house with extra guest rooms so he could have people over all the time, loves spending time with his families, bought his sisters cars/jeeps so they could drive around without denting his :P...And his work ethic is amazing, and by all accounts he's incredibly encouraging to new/younger players and a rock in the dressing room.

Haha, I'll stop gushing now, lol :P.

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Date: 2011-01-26 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

Iniesta was doing an interview with some magazine about what various barca players do for the team, and was gushing over everyone, and with bojan after he said he was talented etc he added seriously "and he always smiles, even when he is not happy" which leads to a) the heartbreaking implication that he is often unhappy and b) the sweet implication that Bojan smiling is something that helps the whole team

they're like mirror reflections of each other sometimes



HAHAHAHAHAHA I mean what no that is awful

awfffullll

... *sniggers helplessly*

IDK anything about Lyon, is that good? I'm glad he's cleared to play, even if he's only subbing it means he's not hurt ♥

Awwww he sounds adorable STOP IT. No don't. But. Oh idk. That's so sweet that he wants people around him so badly... I heard about the coming in first stuff before :P and he chats to all the staff who are in early and stuff I hear, how un-diva ♥

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Date: 2011-01-26 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Aww, I remember that. ;___; Bojan just sounds so sweet, omg.

Haha, I feel better now :D. Hmm, I actually don't know that much about Lyon, but I think they're pretty good - looks like they're no. 4 in the French league rn...

Lol, I was going to go on more, but lemme just link you to this thread, which has come to be known as [livejournal.com profile] verses conversion thread :P. He's awesome.

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Date: 2011-01-26 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

Good luck with them :P I want maximum nubmer of RM/Barca games this season

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh lol oh. I have been directed to that thread several times by the eponymous [livejournal.com profile] verses it is a lovely thread.

But really it was when she showed me this that I died she was really successful



WHAT ARE YOU DOING CRISSSSSSSSSS

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateekates127.livejournal.com
PERFECTIONFSKDFHJLK

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Date: 2011-01-25 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
YES. YES HE IS.

Man, I really just want to pinch his cheeks *so much*. I am so jelly of Cris and all of them, they can snuggle him all they want and no one cares.

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Date: 2011-01-25 04:58 am (UTC)
ext_475658: (Default)
From: [identity profile] distira.livejournal.com
ahh i love this post!

the .gif of him pushing over the ref is my favorite :)

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Date: 2011-01-25 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
:D. Hee, I love that one so much. I like it when Oezil is ~sassy :P.

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Date: 2011-01-25 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icannotthink.livejournal.com
HEARTS IN MY EYES <3.<3

*cue Bruno Mars* YOU ARE -AMAYSIN- JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

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Date: 2011-01-26 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
♥ ISN'T HE JUST? ♥ ♥

OH, YOUR ICON. MY HEART LEGIT FLUTTERED WHEN HE DID THAT.

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Date: 2011-01-26 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icannotthink.livejournal.com
IKR?!

I was AAAWWWWWWWW-ing like no one's business <3.<3

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Date: 2011-02-23 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upordownandout.livejournal.com
PERFECT SPAM POST FOR THE AMAYSING GERMAN.

AND IN THIS PHOTO:


i'm sorry, whut about ozil? I'M DISTRACTED BY CARVALHO'S THIGHS. UNF.

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